Welcome To The Trunch Club!

Trunch Club – Friday, 21st May

ODE TO THE TRUNCH CLUB

This is all about the Truncher’s,
Who meet at the sports club to enjoy Anthony’s lunches?
There’s Sean who’ll supply a lock and a key
And Wattsie will sell you a car on HP,
There’s Ian who designs space between houses,
And Matthew who supplies men’s up market trousers
Richard and Ian will hire you a tent,
Ian Burrows analyses the money you’ve spent,
Whilst Ann will teach you IT skills
Helen does legal, probate and wills
John Donabie will make your portrait look great,
Whilst Dave Parsons lends money, at an extortionate rate,
Andy looks after kids that need care
Andy B will French polish your special chair,
Leeza designs buildings that are fantastically good,
Whilst Mark Hoare makes anything, from all types of wood
Kevin will build you what you require
And Roger has coaches that he’s happy to hire,
Fixing your van or your car is Nigel Lester’s domain
Whilst John Hollands does printing, and will market your name
Gary Longhurst advises on your financial affairs
Whilst Carol makes curtains and has materials for chairs,
Geoff Raynsford will make your telephone ring
Whilst Sally’s radio music encourages a sing,
Sid Siddall supplies the best coffee and tea
And Michelle sells houses down by the sea,
Nigel Morgan checks e mails, filters the spam
Melanie does marketing, she works for CAM
Mike Stephens promotes our Bognor’s best
And then of course there all the rest,
As to those of you that I’ve not given a mention
You’re not forgotten, it was not my intention
As everyone is considered good business friends
May the friendship of Trunch, please never end.
- Andy Handson

And many thanks to Ann Clark for her 10 minutes don’t forget she is offering everyone a free half hour consultation!


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